Thats a blatant case of lawn-ornamentism, destined to be illegal soon

It's better English than you sarverners can hack. If you're looking for the rhyming clues there aint any.

Let me know which bits didn't you get, and i'll post the McKenzie guide for clueless cockneys.

Mick

On 5th October Speedjive wrote


The Premier League last night -
1 Arsenal 22 9 1 1 34 11 6 2 3 25 14 34 48
2 Chelsea 21 10 1 0 34 8 5 2 3 18 10 34 48
3 Man Utd 22 9 1 1 27 8 6 1 4 22 11 30 47
4 Tottenham 22 7 1 3 26 8 4 4 3 16 16 18 38

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5 Man City 21 7 3 0 26 14 3 5 3 16 16 12 38

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6 Liverpool 22 7 2 2 28 11 4 2 5 12 15 14 37

A bit more interesting now.

it's very interesting to see how different the table looks on a weekly basis.
2 months ago, Arsenal were dead
last week Liverpool would qualify for the Europa League.

expect more changes and an exciting to finish to the season.

Actually I was born in Stepping Hill. Which is, let me see, in Stockport.

So I have every right t'wear t'cloth cap whilst racing me whippets and pigeons.

Chelski have been completely useless bastards over the last month whilst Arseh*le have been quietly doing the business, but the blues have still got a game in hand, whilst all the other tems have been grinding out a series of draws. As you say, it's a bit more interesting now. All will be settled at Chelsea -v- Arsenal on 7 February.

I didn't see this but apparently Redknapp and Joe Jordan were apoplectic.

"Sebastien Bassong bore the brunt of Harry Redknapp's frustration at Anfield last night after the Tottenham Hotspur defender's introduction as a substitute was delayed because he had forgotten to put on his shorts.

A difficult night for Spurs was encapsulated with ten minutes of the match remaining, when Redknapp chose to bring Bassong on for Ledley King. However, Bassong was completely unprepared for his manager's call and spent the next two minutes frantically scrambling for his shorts and shin pads.

“I don’t know how you forget to put your shorts on,” Redknapp said. “I’m still trying to figure it out. I’ve not seen that before. It's a new one on me and you do wonder, don't you? I don't know whether someone has to do his bootlaces up as well."

it was funny and it got better when Bassong upended Ngog for a Liverpool penalty - not his night.

I wonder what Harry's saying now,after Leeds late penalty award to give them a draw

I should have given the ref a bung?

Lets hope he's not finding things too taxing

Harry's after match interview was very fair - unlike the one by the manager of the last team Leeds played in the cup.

Didn't see it but I'd expect it of him, unlike the increasingly ridiculous manure manager

Harry said he'd seen the penalty decision replayed about 10 times and couldn't say if it was a penalty or not - could have gone either way. He was more upset about his own team not just keeping the ball and killing time in stoppage time. A fair assessment from him from my very part time Leeds fan view.

Harry was very magnaminous in defeat against Liverpool last week despite a dubious decision against his team, rose in my estimation - top bloke